Fakefire's Guide to Womans

This is what Fakefire said on how to get womans:

FakeFire how 2 get womens said:
"~~~~~~~~~~~HOW 2 GET WOMENS GIDE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
introdumoduction
dis gide wil tels u how 2 get womans. dis gide is garenteed 2 work n it has helped me get many womens.

a womans mind
1rd u ned 2 no how a womans thinks.and in order 2 think like a womans u ned 2 b a womans. so i recomend u raid ur moms room n steal al her stuf n put dem on.*DONT 4GET MAKEUP VRY IMPORTANT* wen u r don u shuld look lik dis: link

being da womans
now dat ur a womans u wil b able 2 tink lik 1.but wen u find out it doesnt work u go to da next part of the tutorial.

wat 2 ware
lik in my otter gide u has 2 ware rly big clothes,has tattoes, n lots of jewelry n bling bling. u wil b very PIMP after dis. i am da PIMP MASTER.word up n represent

hunting womans
dese creatures r vry rare. but wit my extreme noledge n wisdom i has found out der hiding places. womans hide in kitchens. dey can often b found cooking pancakes and or sandwitches.

omg but master PIMP MASTER fakefire can u pls tel how 2 talk 2 1?
ofcurse i can. womans talk in code. u has 2 use reverse psycocolleges. if u tel her she looks skiny she wont believes u. u has 2 tel her she looks fat.if shes skinny says omg u ned 2 go on a diet ur rly fat. but dis is wer it gets tricky evn if she is fat say it anyway. tubby lardo works very wel.i also recomend the nick name bigmac. here is a sampl convoversttion:
womans:hi
PIMP MASTER fakefire: sup bizzatch
womans:nuthin wat about u
P.M. fakefire:shut the $%^ up
womans:omg ur so cool
P.M. fakefir:DON TEL ME DINGS I ALREDY NO
womans.:omgomgogom i want u 2 has my number
fakefire: u r rly fat
womans:awww ty.

wat 2 do next
omg PIMP MASTER fakefire wat do i do next? now dat u has a woman u can take her on a d8 or keep her as ur slave.if u want 2 go on a d8 u can take her 2 da movies or sumtin.or eat her if u get hungry.or u can do wat my dad does 2 my mom and play naked wrestling or play pillow fite w/ a baseball bat.w/e u want

conclusion
u will get many womens w/ dis gide. if i u didnt u can capture her and put her in a cage until she comes 2 her senses.
copyrite PIMP MASTER fakefire 1924-2007
hopefuly dis wil get stiky"

...; my eyes hurt so badly.

I loved that guide.

I have 4 or 5... i think 5... I cant find his money making guide =/

Don't bother posting.

psotitpostitpostit

Don't.

Find marissa >_>

Our IQ drops 20 points everytime you post a topic that burns our eyes.

Well kao requested it D: oh well. What marissa says: Goes

Kaoto is on crack.

I are NOT on crack!

/hides crack stash

Dupe.

He's either on crack or weed.

/hides weed pile

-Smacks Tomato for hiding things-

Looks like your found out kao. *throws away my mushrooms*

Mushrooms, ew.

Its for my hippy-dippy flash backs >:O

Hippy-dippy..That's a new one.

Its from 8 crazy nights. Gotta love that movie

For me, gotta see that movie.

Go see it~! Youtube is your friend (sometimes)

Yes, sometimes is right. (Thinks of the screamo videos)

Rofl those are funny XD

Indeed. Completely random too.